① Every time I watch you eat pork, I feel very sorry that it's the same root. What's the hurry?

每次我看你吃豬肉都萬分感慨 本是同根生 相煎何太急

② Bitterness and humor are two different things. Don't treat your bad manners as aura.

刻薄嘴欠和幽默是兩碼事，別把你得沒教養(yǎng)當(dāng)作有氣場

③ Look at your five senses, each with its own features. No one obeys anyone. ?

你瞅你那五官，各長各得，誰都不服誰。

④ Your mother is so humorous that she made a joke.

您得媽媽可真幽默，生了個笑話

⑤ You are really a draft of God's creation.

你可真是上帝造人得草稿

⑥ This time I stood in the fog and couldn't see whether you were a cow or a horse.

這次我站在霧里 看不清你到底是牛是馬

⑦ You look so familiar, like the bag of garbage I threw out yesterday.

你看上去好眼熟 像我昨天扔出去得那袋垃圾

⑧ You should eat more cosmetics to increase your inner beauty.

你應(yīng)該多吃點化妝品 增加點內(nèi)在美

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